Despair, Inc.

If you've ever worked in an office you must have seen those arty photographs with the black background and the little inspirational aphorism underneath, highlighting words such as "Success" and "Team Work". My former boss had a picture of a mist covered gold course with a wise word or two about success underneath. (In fairness it seems to have worked for him, but I think there were other factors involved.)

Anyway, here's a webpage that sells the counter measure for the down-trodden cynics among you. Despair, Inc.

My personal favorites:

Best of all, when you order something you get a very nice thank you note.