Connecting Stuff to Stuff with Wires

How much fun can I take in one evening? Today I connected my ancient QuickCam to the PC, along with a new cheap-o microphone, and another 4x USB HUB. The QuickCam produces miserable images like this one:

Whats that on my carpet? My carpet! Yes, it's supposed to look like that. I don't know why. I stopped asking these things years ago.

If you want to see more of that sort of crap, in fact a whole sequence of myself in various bored poses, you can check out the online "MarkCam" (tm). Though I'm unlikely to just leave it running, you might want to phone first...

So here I am with microphone and webcam set up. All I need now is someone to talk to. That might be the tricky part.